Bagels and Napkins

Today I was eating a bagel and since I'm a germaphobe, I wrapped the bagel in a napkin instead of touching it. Well, I wasn't paying attention as I was eating so, at one point, I accidentally bit into the napkin, chewed it, and swallowed it. I didn't even notice until I looked down at the bagel and saw that the corner of the napkin was missing and the missing part had teeth marks. So that's what happened in my day.