No, I don't mean do him do him. I mean, I'll write about him.
Ahem.
This what I know about Craig:
His favorite color is green. I think. Aside from that...eh.
Anyway, Craig is one of those people who is polite to strangers and...not so polite to his friends. He is tall (compared to me anyway), wafer-thin, and wears glasses. He is also usually arrayed in a variety of t-shirts, , either shorts or jeans, depending on the weather, and sneakers that have to be strong enough to withstand his mad DDR skills.
Craig has a unique way of walking. I noticed this because I study people when I think they are not looking. His hair is brown. Brown like...a tree trunk. Melissa (his evil twin if he lived in a musical) dubbed him "Barkhead" because of this.
Cats are his favorite animal. He has a few cats back at home and they used to knead his butt before they fell asleep on them. You can ask him. Apparently, his cats miss him when he goes away to college. Aww...
Craig likes to laugh. A lot. At anything. He will laugh at jokes that no one else understands, laugh at people (even when they're not trying to be funny), and even make up his own jokes that crack him up. Yeah.
Lastly, Craig is a good friend if you ever need cheering up. Seriously, I bet he could cheer you up even if your dog just died.
This Craig is my kind of guy.
ReplyDeleteI bet he is.
ReplyDeleteThis post is great. It really captures the beauty that is "Craig." I would love to hear more about this special walk he has though.
ReplyDeleteI agree with everything except the part where you said "He is also usually arrayed in [...] shorts or jeans, depending on the weather[...]" I don't believe that his lower-half-garments always depend on the weather. He wears jeans far more often than there are cold days.