Bloggin' is the shiz

Hi. Um...this is, wait a minute, why would I put my real name up here? Anyway, this is jumira-wings and I am blogging. Well, obviously. Why can't I ever think of anything interesting to say?

Wait a second: I'm blogging. *digests the meaning of the words*

Hey, everybody! It's so good to meet you! Well, I am glad you're here and we will get started soon. I am just so excited to be able to meet you all and I hope we can be the best of friends. Now, I must warn you ahead of time that I happen to be a very strange, long-winded, and (at times) a very boring individual. Hopefully, you will be able to see past all that and really get to know me.

Well, that's all I have to say about that.

Um...what else should I talk about?

Oh, yes, I forgot to properly introduce myself. How silly of me. As I said before, I leave my real name unattached and resolve to go by the fakeness of a pen name instead. (It's more fun anyway.) Besides, fakeness isn't all that bad. I just read a lovely quote today that said:

"He gave her a dozen roses. 11 real, 1 fake and said to her, 'I'll love you until the last rose dies.'"
~Facebook bumper sticker

How about that, huh? So fake things aren't always bad. Besides, if I didn't fake being sweet and gentle all the time, I am pretty sure I would not have any friends.

Oh, right, the introduction. Well, I am eighteen at the moment, and I am an aspiring writer/poet, clumsy teenager, college kid (or klutz, to be more accurate), and I will most likely be one of the more bizarre people you will ever meet (well, maybe read about since this is not a face-to-face conversation). I like being bizarre, however. It makes life interesting. Besides, I tried being normal for a few days once and it didn't work out. I found myself incredibly boring.

Anyway, that is all that I shall etch onto this green blog right now and I hope to hear from you soon. ^_^

~jumira-wings

P.S. I LOVE going off on tangents (in case you haven't noticed). I love them like peanut butter loves jelly. Or milk loves cookies. Or...*rambles on incessantly while everyone leaves the room rolling their eyes*